Der-rick Rose!  clap! clap! clap! clap!
Joa-kim Noah! clap! clap! clap! clap!
Court-ney Lee! clap! clap! clap! clap!
Bran-don Jennings! clap! clap! clap! clap!

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hey Melo! clap! clap! clap! clap!
what’s up KP? clap! clap! clap! clap!
this team is great! Phil Jackson is so cool!
yeah man, that’s what my bank account says too!

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Der-rick Rose! clap! clap! clap! clap!
Joa-kim Noah! clap! clap! clap! clap!
Court-ney Lee! clap! clap! clap! clap!
Bran-don Jennings! clap! clap! clap! clap!

hey Marshmelo! clap! clap! clap! clap!
don’t call me that KP! clap! clap! clap! clap!
sorry man, i’m just so excited about the #NewKnicks
and Billy and Kuz and Plumplee too!  clappity clap!

what about Patty? clap! clap! clap! clap!
Patty who? clap! clap! clap! clap!
Patty Cake, Patty Cake, Baker Man
Bake me a point guard as fast as you can!

Chasson Randle, he’s #ChassonTheDream
he’d drive and thrive in the Garden of Dreams!

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